kicking it old skool

And today, we where truly blessed

It’s not often in a man’s life that he get’s exactly what he wants. It’s in our nature to hold out for the bigger, better deal. One more beer in a six pack, an extra sports channel, a drop dead hot and spunky 18 year old, and her very open minded twin sister.

And so it was in the year of our lord 2005, I found myself grinning from ear to fucking ear when, at high noon, I was surrounded, no, ININDATED by titties on Clifton 4th beach. And not just any ol’ titties! These titties where special. You see, these titties I’ve been waiting my whole God Damned Adult Life to see! These titties belonged to 2 very good (girl) friends with whom Beefcake and I grew up with. We where all friends when we where younger, and as such have known each other for the better part of 13 years.

And so, we waited, and we pondered.

We praised their development throughout the ages, stealing looks when they’re school dresses fell open just right but never really seeing the grand prize, the Full Monty, as it where. Those long summer holidays, going to the beach or lounging by the pool, tight little bikinis showing precious bits of flesh.

I also don’t need to tell ya that 13 years is a looooong time to wait for something. Hell, most of you reading this don’t even have bank accounts for that long!

So it was with euphoric bliss that Beefcake and I kicked our feet up, sipped icy cold Amstell (A.K.A “Nectar of the Gods”) and admired the 4 pairs of boobies tanning away blissfully under the African sun, for it was his wife, my girlfriend and these 2 beautiful and elusive Goddesses, fresh on holiday from London. It was, for lack of a better phrase, Awwll good in the hood.

God damn, I feel a Haiku coming on! :

Mounds of Gold all round,
Knowing smiles, faces spellbound.
Much Joy we have found!

Yes indeed. Bless’d the day… :)

In other news, the venture has just become a fucking beast of note!! It really is a matter of “1 step forward, 3 back” most of the time. Just when you reckon you’ve solved one issue, 2 more crop up that you hadn’t even thought of! It’s like trying to nail jello to a tree.

Problem is, we’re techies for fuck sake, what do we know about business principles?! Time to learn, and learn fast we will. Hopefully the school fees will be minimal. I’ve been working some numbers and doing the marketing Schpeel. The other boys have been working the tech and yeah, more numbers. Fak, this shit’s expensive. Guess I’ll have to switch to 1 ply toilet paper for a while.

My Girlfriend wrote her first exam today (well, yesterday. It is 04:00 to the a m already). She was spazzing out so I kept her company while she studied, right through the nite.
Yeah yeah, cut it out, I’m just chasing the stock prices up for in case I fuck up badly one day.

Damn interesting subject though. I’ve always been intrigued by Psychology, so while she’s reviewing one bit, I’m reading the other. A lot of it is logical, but some parts are just fascinating!

I haven’t said much about her yet, mostly because I’ve been consumed by my own shit (oh, that’s cus I’m shallow). I’ve come to realize that she is waaaay cooler than I thought she was and on a scale of 1 to 10 for maintenance, I’m reading a 0 at this stage. Sure, the honeymoon and all that bollocks. But she’s just the kind of person I’ve been looking for. Someone you could discuss way deep and intense issues with and the next minute make each other roll around the floor with laughter over some stupid shit!!

I think we’re gonna get along just fine… :)

[G], out

if you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one!