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October 16, 2006

it’s delicious!!

Posted by G-force

What is, you may ask? Why cheese of course!!

Think back to the first time you ever heard of cheese. Advancements in cheese can be linked to many areas. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. Inevitably, feelings run deep amongst so called 'babies', trapped by their infamous history. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exhaustive report on cheese and its numerous 'industries'.

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. The immortal and indispensable phrase “honesty is the best policy” was clearly referring to the impact of cheese on today's society. No symbol is more potent than cheese in society today. It irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Did I mention how lovely cheese is? It breaks the mould (pun intended), shattering man's misunderstanding of man.

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existence is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will primarily be focusing on the Watkins-Teeth-Pulling model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.

There are a number of reasons, which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Seemingly, the annual military budget cannot sustain this instability for long. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmental leading to neo-functionalism. Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of cheese can be like looking at the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to cheese.

In the words of that most brilliant mind Bartholomew Rock 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to cheese. It speaks volumes. History tells us that cheese will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.

I hope, for our sake that cheese will endure.

In my opinion, cheese has a special place in the heart of mankind. It establishes order, brought up a generation and is a joy to behold.

Now, for a few examples of good cheese:


[G], out

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3 comments:

Child Prodigy said...
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Child Prodigy said...

But are you familiar with the Watkins cheese eating model (slightly more arduous when used in conjunction with the teeth pulling model) … and can you build a better mouse trap ?

G-force said...

Exuburance! I am enamored by your juxtapostion of the former model! I shall begin labour at once!