kicking it old skool

So the other night I was out shooting pool with a mate when I got a call from DubaiBob. The little bitch was sitting in some plush hotel, sippin gin and juice and gawking at all the free ass prancing about. We then went into an in depth discussion about how much we hate that kinda thing (both the free ass and free booze) and how we both wished we didn't have to endure such torture.

Then, through the miracle of modern technology, we where able to synchronise our Tequila drinking efforts right down to the nanosecond! And so the world's first Teqiula-Gram (TM) was born! He makes me so proud sometimes... LONG LIVE G-UNIT!

Other than that, this Irish Meat Head of note tried picking a fight with me at the pool bar. Came over and asked me "If I had anything to say", to which I replied "What the hell are you on about?!?"

This went on for another couple of minutes, with meathead in question repeating the same mantra over and over and me still not having a fucking idea "WHAT THE HELL HE IS ON ABOUT?!"

well, not entirely true...

you see, my pool partner and I where actually in a deep discussion over meathead's girlfriend, and how her g-string and boobs kept popping out in an inviting fashion everytime she went for those across the table shot. Well, ALL THE TIME for that matter. And being the connoisseurs we where, we would have been hard pressed not to stop and appreciate her fine female form.

Plus he was wearing this uber-gay tank top and toit jeans combo, so we kinda chalked him up for batting for the other side anyways. Turns out he's the pinnacle of fashion where he's from (FuckHeadVille, population 1)

Wanted to get my groove on for Holloween last night (yeah, we don't really celebrate this, it was just another excuse to get all dressed up and get stoopid) but decided against it. Everybody is doing the exam thang (still) and town is soooo dead at the mo. Can't wait for everything to settle down and summer vacation to start in earnest.

So a glorious sunny day outside, if I've ever seen one. I'm gonna head down to the beach and catch some sun / ass /whatever. It's tough here in paradise, but I'll have to grin and bear it. For the sake of the children... :)

Laters

[G], out

i just want you to know, you're my favourate girl