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November 13, 2004

chalk one up for the good guy

Posted by G-force

yup yup, nailed that Squeel exam. Got 92% or some shit.

This one was real easy though. It's the second part of it that I'm worried about. It's more development focused which isn't really my thing, but I really should make it my thing if i'm to be of any real value down the line. The next incarnation of SQL, code named Yukon, will be come with a whole new batch of features. One of them being that you no longer have to send it pure t-SQL, but it can now execute C# and most of the .net suite of goodies (and xml, which 2k can do now anyways)

So from an Admin point of view, it would be helpfull if I could read and understand what's being executed. I'm sure I can ask for a little help from my friends :) (*cough* DubaiBob *cough* Octavo *cough* Zodan *cough* *cough*)

Got hammered like a moose last night. Hit this Belguim bar in the Waterfront and lemme tell ya, them Belguims make nasty fucking beer! one of these puppies, Bush I think it was called, is rated at 12%! 12%! For a beer! most of them where at the 8% mark anyways. By the time I switched back to Amstels I could hardly spell my name anymore. Guess the tequilla didn't help either...

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Watched SA get whipped by the Irish today. And that's all I'm gonna say about that.

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heh heh, I registered an account on MSN Personals a while back (russianbrides.ru was getting a bit lame, all those chicks want is to cook and clean for me and "make babies very much").

So I setup my details and a few things about me ect ect. Also setup my preferences, you know, what kinda girl im looking for, what are my interessts and so on and so on. So periodically they send me mail with a couple of chicks that match my profile. Just checking out the latest offering, which is kinda like going down to your local meat market and picking out a piece of meat. It always amazes me how many divorcees are on this thing!

Also, the handles are freaky! Like: "busy_Lizzie" (I'm sure you are baby!) , "circlefuckedher" (DUDE, FOR REAL!) and one "Ashley_dirrrty" (hellz yeah!!). Damn, seriously, this Ashley chick looks hot (if that's even her real pic)

Lets see: out going (read: slut)
fun loving (read: slut)
athletic build (lesbian. oh hey, wait, that's a good thing :) )
sensitive (cry's a fucking whole lot!)
social drinker (can prolly drink me under the table)

Looking for someone whose loving, and caring, and trustworthy, and loyal and farts fucking roses. Well, I guess that rules me out then (I stopped farting roses ages ago).

Sorry Ash, I'm looking for someone who just wants the fuck. All the time. And cooks and cleans, and bring me beer.

Now where the hell is that search feature...

/cynisism

I wanna see that bada bing go bada boom

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